THE STUPID SQUISH
Squish Care
Keep your squishy soft, clean, and looking its best — five easy habits.
Gentle squishes
Squeeze softly. No nails, stretching, or sharp objects — the soft skin can tear.
Keep it dry
Wipe with a barely-damp cloth and mild soap for small marks. Never soak, submerge, or machine wash.
Air-dry only
If it gets damp, let it air-dry fully. Skip hairdryers, radiators and sunny windowsills.
Shade lover
Store it in a cool, dry place out of direct sun and heat so it stays soft and never yellows.
Dust refresh
Sticky or dusty? Dab on a little cornstarch or baby powder to revive it. Keep glitter finishes away from friction to reduce surface wear.
Safety & returns — please read
Choking hazard. Small parts — keep away from children under 3 and pets.
Not food. It looks tasty, but never bite, chew, or put it in your mouth.
No heat. Never microwave, boil, or place it near flame or high heat.
Supervise. Keep children and pets watched around squishies at all times. Not a pet toy.
Check first. Stop use if the squishy is torn or damaged.
Returns & exchanges. No returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged. All damage claims require an authentic, unedited video of you opening the sealed package.
Questions about caring for your squishy? thestupidsquish@gmail.com